I think I’ve finally decided what I want to be when I grow up! You know how there’s those travel shows where people get to do really awesome stuff and you’re like “oh man, I want to do that!”?
Well I want to do the opposite of that. I want to do the things that make people go “oh hell no.” And I want to get paid for it.
I’m not talking about eating gross stuff or shoveling pig poop or anything like that. I’m talking about swimming with sharks, bungee jumping off the world’s tallest bridge, paddling the entire Rio Grande. I’m talking about the stuff that you say you would never do but that in your secret adventurous heart you wish you had the guts to do.
I will now be accepting employment offers for this position.
In the meantime, I went rock climbing in the Adirondacks this weekend. To which I got two responses of “oh hell no” which I will be putting on my resume.
